Crime & Safety
20 Mules, 2 Elephants, 1 Goat and a Jackass
That snappy comeback you wish you had? Somebody had it, wrote it and left it to be read. It leads our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD
Patch editors around southeastern Wisconsin collect unusual items every week from police reports and criminal complaints. Our weekly compilation is called OMG PD. Click the blue text links for the full story:
And a partridge in a pear tree
A patron of the Brookfield library did not find a parking ticket on her car, but she probably would have preferred that to what she did find.
Oh, just wood? Whew!
A man decided to “log in” for his father in Greenfield. Unfortunately.
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Scan for clues
Not all store rewards cards are the same. But all of them have your personal identification attached.
The Social Network, meet Fight Club
Hit “like” if you don’t really grasp the viral aspect of social media.
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Starring at the Starbucks
How to order a venti iced white chocolate mocha, no whip, no pants.
Won’t you stop being my neighbor?
One Fox Point man should probably not count on an invitation to the block party.
You don’t say?
What one man told Caledonia police about a taser should surprise nobody who has been on the business end of one.
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