Crime & Safety
A Whole Lot of Naked Going On
So it's finally starting to warm up in Wisconsin, and suddenly there's a nudity epidemic. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Immediate seating
Can I get a booth by the window with the view of the naked guy?
Jeepers creepers
If two officers see a naked guy and then he disappears, was he ever naked?
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Too much time on their hands
Ten million organized activities, and these kids play “Paranoia” naked.
Keeping busy in retirement
It’s never too late to operate a widespread shoplifting operation.
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Technology is everywhere
Seems like everything is being recorded nowadays. Everything.
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The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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