Break These Chains of Love … Please?

Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

‘Key’ to a great relationship

Handcuffs and a third person kind of killed the mood here.

Stick with the PS3

"These birds don’t look angry, dad.”

Latrell Sprewell feels your pain

 but Porterhouse steaks aren’t.

And it’s not cheap

This case of vandalism smells fishy.

Phone call of the wild

Me Tarzan. You suspicious.

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The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.