Crime & Safety
Call Me Maybe, Instead of the Cops
The period of romantic phone calls in this couple's existence has long passed. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Romancing the phone … not
Putting the “ex” in “ex-girlfriend.”
So much for the drought
Wauwatosa has a watering ban in place.
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Getting to the point one-seven
No need for those silly sobriety tests
Drunk dial fail
This is not an emergency in Wisconsin.
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Buyer beware
There’s a serious lack of quality control in shipping
Bet he was praying
Now I lay me down to custody …
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The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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