Crime & Safety
If the Car’s Not Swerving, You’re Doing Something Wrong
A Waukesha man was pulled over for unsteady driving, and he had a pretty good reason. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Points for honesty
The best answer ever to “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
Back-to-back slack
And on the third day, he just kind of laid around and ate cold pizza
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That wins
A “small object” that said the report.
What planet are you from? Oh …
Wisconsin is tough on drunk drivers, said the guy who was drunk.
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Wild Turkey Surprise
A bus driver from Oak Creek has quite a story to tell the grandkids.
The name game
Greenfield police are cursed with great SEO.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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