Crime & Safety
Just Because it Worked in ‘Animal House’ Doesn’t Mean it’s a Good Idea
The mayor's daughter must not have been working the checkout at the Shorewood Pick 'n Save. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
‘Nothing for me today, thanks’
It’s a good bet this guy wasn’t pledging a fraternity.
And Happy #@!^& New Year
An angry shopper unknowingly came up with the name for Eminem’s Christmas CD.
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Pick up a book, only
“Hey, want to join me in the 306.7 section of the Dewey Decimal System?”
Points for creativity
Greenfield paramedics rescued a man from a possible drug overdose, and you’ll never believe what he actually consumed.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an
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