Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

Bulging pants, robot street performers and fecal revenge — it's just another week in the Milwaukee suburbs.

It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.

The Spinal Tap Postulate

You can’t and fool the authorities.

Name three things …

John Wayne, cheap toilet paper and .

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Self-service is for gas stations

“Would you like to start a tab?” “.”

Pick on someone your own size

I’m going to .

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Just because

It’s not every week the words “” appear in a police report.

Why it’s called 'dope'

Two Muskego miscreants broke a simple rule of criminal behavior. You’ve got the make the cops to .

He could be pals with the Muskego guys

But neither of those men made it as easy for police as , who left two glowing neon clues for detectives.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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