Port Police Report: 20-Year-Old Gets Underage After Calling Cops on Ex

One of the basic warnings of drinking alcohol is that it impairs your judgement — something that ended up turning this ex-girlfriend's phone call against her.

At 9:36 p.m. Thursday, police recieved a call from a 20-year-old Cedarburg woman reporting that that her ex-boyfriend had stolen her cell phone while at Sentry Foods, 101 W. Seven Hills Rd.

But when officers met up with the woman, they noticed she had been drinking and she was cited for adult underage.

Moral of the story: don't drink and dial.

More from the reports:

• Schoolyard issues: When will kids learn to play nice? Police were called to Thomas Jefferson Middle School at 11:38 a.m. Feb. 14 after a 13-year-old boy and a 14-year-old boy, both of Saukville, got into a fight. The two had been calling each other names, and one shoved the other. Both were cited for disorderly conduct.
• No phone calls allowed: Some kids have a hard time following the rules. Police responded to Port Washington High School at 9:55 a.m. Thursday after an 18-year-old student was caught using his phone but refused to give it to school staff. It is against school policy to use a phone while in class. The boy was warned for disorderly conduct.
• Something borrowed? It's a hard lesson to learn but, alas, nothing in life is free — not even stuff from the library. Police cited a 31-year-old Port Washington woman at 12:01 p.m. Friday for theft and destruction of public property after a family member reported the past due and damaged library materials were found in the woman's possession. The family member returned to the items to the library.
• Two is better than one: Police responded to the Country Inn & Suites at 6:31 p.m. Saturday after receiving two 911 hang-up calls. After visiting the room where the calls originated, police learned that a 9-year-old child had been playing with the phone and that there was no emergency.