Port Police Report: 'Disorderly' Football Players Disrupt Street

Talk about roughhousing.

Port Washington police responded to a call of a fight at 8:34 p.m. Wednesday in the 500 block of North Wisconsin Street.

The police encountered two 30-year-old men, one 26-year-old man and a 27-year-old man in the roadway, but rather than fighting, they were playing.

Football.

Police advised the group to play in the backyard rather than the street. Didn't their parents teach them that?

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• The Flinstone way? There's a time and a place, but more specifically a place when it comes to cleaning fish. Police recieved a call at 10 a.m. Saturday that a group of people were cleaning fish on the rocks just east of the . The 59-year-old Missouri man said he was doing so because the cleaning station was out of order. Police advised the man that there is another station in Port available to fishermen.