Port Police Report: Middle School Student Cited After Showing Up Drunk

Editor's note: This article has been updated to reflect a correction. The actual blood alcohol content of the middle school student was .023, not .23 as originally stated.

The old water bottle trick didn't fool anybody at on Wednesday.

were called to the school at 7:45 a.m. after several students notified administration that a 14-year-old Saukville boy had a bottle of Gatorade with liquor mixed in.

Police found the boy and administered a preliminary breath test which showed him to have a .023 blood alcohol content. He was cited for juvenile alcohol.

What a way to start the morning.

More from the reports:

• 911: Can you fix my TV? A 61-year-old Port women called 911 at 9:53 a.m. Wednesday looking to speak with the cable company. The police department informed her not to use 911 for cable troubles, and to actually call the company in the future. 
• 911: I'm not kidding, I'll call them — Police responded to a 911 call at 12:09 a.m. April 22 to the home of a 47-year-old Port woman and 43-year-old Port man. Upon responding, police noticed no emergency. The woman said she had merely called to prevent an argument between the two of them, but she hang up because the man had gone to sleep.
• 911: Give me back my baseball — Thanks, mom, for sticking up for this kid. Police responded to a phone call from a 42-year-old Port woman after a 15-year-old Saukville boy had taken her son's baseball. The boy said he did not realize it belonged to her son, and gave them a different baseball as the other one had been discarded on the bike path.