Crime & Safety
This Cupid Has More Ammo, Less Aim
One man's Valentine's Day turned out less than romantic. Here is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Say it with flowers
Can we all at least agree a little gun control here would have been a good idea?
Used, not new
“Your Valentine’s Day surprise is in the garage, dear.”
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Officer, you’re at least 210
We now know what the “Guess Your Weight” folks from the fair are doing in the winter.
Perspective needed
What’s my emergency? Dude’s in my parking space.
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Get him to a Zamboni
By February, you’d think we’d all have honed our winter driving skills.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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