If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Shoplift and support
Victoria might have a secret, but she’s running out of merchandise.
Does LL Cool J do weddings?
“And now it’s the couple’s first dance to their song, ‘Mama Said Knock You Out.’”
A game with no winner
How can it be prostitution when there was, according to the principals involved, no money paid for sex that didn’t happen?
Fwesh buwgwar twacks!
Police in Sturtevant could have called in the B-team to track down this suspected thief.
Know a bargain when you see it
You know this was a virus and scam because they’re only “charging” $30.
Card-inal sin
Positive ID wasn’t terribly positive for a woman shopping in Greenfield. Ditto for a suspected shoplifter in Mount Pleasant.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
