Crime & Safety

When Flowers Aren't Enough

A Waukesha man managed to upset his girlfriend. And his other girlfriend. The other girlfriend took more drastic action. Confused? OMG PD will sort it out for you.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Pressure's on for Valentine's Day

Hell hath finally found a fury like a woman scorned — two women scorned.

It’s logical, in an illogical way

It’s a Circle of Life, sort of, but not one that gets the Disney stamp of approval.

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Blazing a trail to freedom

A story from Fox Point sounds ripped from the script of “Cannonball Run.”

Mannequin never had a chance

is unlikely to be part of the chain’s next ad campaign.

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That’s backward, isn’t it?

A driver fell asleep at the wheel, then got trashed.

Agent Slice reporting for duty

Greenfield has a four-way tie for its weird crime story of the week.

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