Port Police Report: Teen Passes Out on Apartment Stairs, Cited for Underage Drinking

There's a few rules of thumb to consider when heading out on the town — don't drink and drive, don't fall asleep with your shoes on (or become victim to whatever antics your friends decide) and don't pass out in a place (or position) that will later come back to haunt you.

Unfortunately for this 19-year-old Port Washington man, haunt him it will.

Police responded to his apartment at 2:27 a.m. March 18 in the 1500 block of West Portview Drive, where the man had been found passed out on the stairs, outside of his apartment.

The man was cited for underage adult alcohol consumption.

More from the reports:

• Meep, meep! Nothing like a moped-infused wake up call. Port Washington police warned several students at 7:16 a.m. Wednesday after a complaint was recieved that they had been beeping their moped's horns excessively before school while outside the .
• Le'go my egg-o: Police responded to a call from a 38-year-old Port Washington woman in the 1500 block of West Portview Drive at 5:36 p.m. March 20. The woman had called because her vehicle had been egged while parked in that area. There is no damage to the vehicle and no suspects in connection with the shattered eggs.
• Let me in! Not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin? Police responded to a call in the 1500 block of West Portview Drive at 12:56 p.m. March 19. The 46-year-old Port woman who lived at the home told police her bedroom window had been tampered with. It is unknown who caused this damage, and their are currently no suspects.
• Who let the dogs out: There was a lot going on in the 1500 block of West Portview Drive this week. Police responded to a call at 6:24 p.m. Wednesday about dogs running loose in the area. The 38-year-old Port Washington man and owner of the dogs was warned, despite the fact that the dogs were not seen loose at the time of police arrival. At 4:38 p.m. Friday, over in the 200 block of East Antoine Drive, a 37-year-old Port woman was cited after a report was received of her dog running loose with no collar or tags.